um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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