Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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