I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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