Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
we're so committed to being not committed
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