Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
please don't ironically join a cult
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