Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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