Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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