But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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