her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Someone signed my nipple.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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