so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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