I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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