My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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