it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I would fuck him just for his dog
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