What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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