um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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