That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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