this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
