Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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