My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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