sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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