Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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