i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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