We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
dude. I can hear the air.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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