her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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