Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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