what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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