Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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