It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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