I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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