I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
send nudes
from the living room?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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