so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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