i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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