It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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