Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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