let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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