I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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