If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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