he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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