At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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