If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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