my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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