Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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