I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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