plz talk dirty to me
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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