We got so high we made milksteak
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
