At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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