Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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