No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it glows. i had to have it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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