Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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