Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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